The Doctor’s Excuse

10. Your boss is an overbearing jerk with no heart, and will only accept a doctor’s excuse as a “get out of jail free” card.

9. The girlfriend wants to know when you’re going to propose, and you’ve tried the “I’m saving for the ring” excuse too many times, and now you need a doctor’s note

8. Uhhh? Hello? Who really wants to attend jury duty? (don’t try it… its illegal)

7. There is this fabulous sale on these new strapless jobbies, and you just can’t miss out

6. You have no moral imperitive which keeps you from lying to your coworkers

5. You’re not ill, but that hang over is nasty, and a doctor’s excuse is just what the doctor ordered (Ha! I kill myself… seriously!)

4. You just want to see what one looks like

3. Mornings just aren’t all they’re cracked up to be

2. McDonalds can McShove it.

And the number one excuse….

1. You don’t really want to spend $50 for a doctor to say “uhh yeah, you’re right, you have a cold… Stay home from work”